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Post by Adam and Eve on Feb 12, 2006 20:15:39 GMT -5
God Said, "Adam, I want you to do
something for me."
Adam said, "Gladly, Lord, what do You want me to do?"
God said, "Go down into that valley."
Adam said, "What's a valley?"
God explained it to him.
Then God said, "Cross the river."
Adam said, "What's a river?"!
God explained that to him, and then said, "Go over to the hill......."
Adam said, "What is a hill?"
So, God explained to Adam what a hill was.
He told Adam, "On the other side of the hill you will find a cave"
Adam said, "What's a cave?"
! After God explained, he said, "In the cave you will find a Woman."
Adam said, "What's a woman?"
So God explained that to him, too.
Then, God said, "I want you to reproduce."
Adam said, "How do I do that?"
God first said (under his breath), "Geez....."
And then, just like everything else, God explained that to Adam, as well.
So, Adam goes down into the valley, across the river, and over the hill, into the cave, and finds the woman.
Then, in about five minutes, he was back.
God, his patience wearing thin, said angrily, "What is it now?"
And Adam said
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"What's a headache? :o
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Post by robinw on Feb 12, 2006 20:31:01 GMT -5
#4_10_15# #4_10_15# #4_10_15# #4_10_15# #grey1#
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Post by CampWhippet on Feb 12, 2006 20:47:20 GMT -5
Hence the attraction (of some) to those who meet the adage: "No brains, no headache"
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Post by brockgusdad on Feb 12, 2006 20:55:04 GMT -5
Hence the attraction (of some) to those who meet the adage: "No brains, no headache" Good tip, Jonathan :-X |
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Post by Diana on Feb 12, 2006 21:13:23 GMT -5
O.K. "Campy" and BrockGusdad, Let's go with that thought, the only problem with it is after awhile you need some "brains" to fill in the gap between, well you know. Besides, any good woman, worth her salt, knows that you only use that excuse if it's really true. I mean heck, there are so many other really "greyt" excuses to use out there that work just as well. Why use the same one over and over :( :o (That's called Brains.)
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Post by brockgusdad on Feb 12, 2006 21:18:24 GMT -5
O.K. "Campy" and BrockGusdad, Let's go with that thought, the only problem with it is after awhile you need some "brains" to fill in the gap between, well you know. Besides, any good woman, worth her salt, knows that you only use that excuse if it's really true. I mean heck, there are so many other really "greyt" excuses to use out there that work just as well. Why use the same one over and over :( :o (That's called Brains.) Can I assume that "Diana, guest" is from Texas ??? |
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Post by CampWhippet on Feb 12, 2006 21:42:46 GMT -5
O.K. "Campy" and BrockGusdad, Let's go with that thought, the only problem with it is after awhile you need some "brains" to fill in the gap between, well you know. Besides, any good woman, worth her salt, knows that you only use that excuse if it's really true. I mean heck, there are so many other really "greyt" excuses to use out there that work just as well. Why use the same one over and over :( :o (That's called Brains.) Wow, there are so many ways I can go with this one.  , I'll pick two! And both are meant in fun so I hope humor is seen in both. First: Campy? Is that a shot at moi? ;) Heck, I didn't say I was attracted to brainless women. I said "the attraction of some". For that matter, when you get right down to it I didn't even say I was even attracted to women. Second: Well if you're so smart what are the other excuses you use? #36_1_31# |
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Post by robinw on Feb 12, 2006 21:45:09 GMT -5
O.K. "Campy" and BrockGusdad, Let's go with that thought, the only problem with it is after awhile you need some "brains" to fill in the gap between, well you know. Besides, any good woman, worth her salt, knows that you only use that excuse if it's really true. I mean heck, there are so many other really "greyt" excuses to use out there that work just as well. Why use the same one over and over :( :o (That's called Brains.) Wow, there are so many ways I can go with this one. , I'll pick two! And both are meant in fun so I hope humor is seen in both. First: Campy? Is that a shot at moi? ;) Heck, I didn't even say I was attracted to brainless women. I said "the attraction of some". For that matter, when you get right down to it I didn't even say I was even attracted to women. Second: Well if you're so smart what are the other excuses you use? #36_1_31# if we told, then you all would know they were excuses #29_3_4# #woohoo# |
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Post by CampWhippet on Feb 12, 2006 21:53:26 GMT -5
My favorite excuse is, um, well, come to think of it, I've never had one!!!!!!!!!!!! :o
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Post by texthegreyt on Feb 12, 2006 22:47:09 GMT -5
That's a joke? That's a groaner...wait, I guess there were no groans there.. :o
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Post by blessedbygreys on Feb 13, 2006 7:32:19 GMT -5
O.K. here goes...
Yea that was a "shot" at you "Campy." 8-)Why, you may ask? Because I remember you from GT and I knew you had a "greyt" sense of humor and could take all I could dish out (in fun, of course). Next, because I am on the other side of this computer and it makes me feel "brave and invincible." ;D
Now, as for what sex you may or may not be attracted to, there are brainless guys out there as well. Since statistically there are 3 men for every woman in the world, then that means there are 1 1/2 times as many brainless guys running loose out there. :o (Oh Lordy, I hope none of you guys on EG live near me, I may need an escort around town for the next few weeks.)
Ed, yes it's me. ;) Aren't you glad you introduced me to this site??? :-X Luv Ya.
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Post by CampWhippet on Feb 13, 2006 16:22:00 GMT -5
O.K. here goes... Yea that was a "shot" at you "Campy." 8-)Why, you may ask? Because I remember you from GT and I knew you had a "greyt" sense of humor and could take all I could dish out (in fun, of course). Next, because I am on the other side of this computer and it makes me feel "brave and invincible." ;D Now, as for what sex you may or may not be attracted to, there are brainless guys out there as well. Since statistically there are 3 men for every woman in the world, then that means there are 1 1/2 times as many brainless guys running loose out there. :o (Oh Lordy, I hope none of you guys on EG live near me, I may need an escort around town for the next few weeks.) Ed, yes it's me. ;) Aren't you glad you introduced me to this site??? :-X Luv Ya. Campy is a good one and I like it. #15_1_70v# |
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Post by patricia on Feb 15, 2006 15:19:55 GMT -5
Ha, Ha, Ha, you guys are so funny!!
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Post by blessedbygreys on Feb 17, 2006 23:56:29 GMT -5
Glad to make you smile.
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, I'll pick two! And both are meant in fun so I hope humor is seen in both.
